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Know your benefits

01 / THE MODEL

BOT in your wallet.

FIRED uses Stonk’s reward mode. Its transfer tax funds BOT distributions to eligible FIRED holders. Stonk controls conversion, eligibility and payout execution.

02 / THE FEES

Two separate charges.

The transfer tax applies whenever FIRED moves. Separate pool trading fees also apply to trades. Reward mode has no creator-fee position. Tax is fixed at launch.

03 / THE REALITY

No promised payday.

Rewards depend on activity, costs and platform rules. There is no fixed yield or schedule, and no FIRED redemption right or claim on stock. BOT’s issuer terms apply to BOT holders.

04 / THE STATUS

Pre-launch proposal.

There is no verified FIRED mint published here yet. Final launch terms, distribution eligibility and legal review must be completed before activation.

The app reads public balances and platform data. It does not hold funds, sign transactions or manage a central investment treasury. Never enter a seed phrase here.

Make your departure official

JUST FOR THE MEME

A personalized pink slip. The one document HR actually lets you keep.

FORM HR-404 / VOLUNTARY INVOLUNTARY EXITEmployee namePrevious role

YOUR REPLACEMENTBOT-9000

No wallet needed. No personal data collected. Just unemployment, on demand.

SEVERANCE CAPITALHR-404

OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL NOTICE

YOU’RE
FIRED.

EMPLOYEEANON

PREVIOUS ROLEProfessional Bagholder

REASONA robot said it could do your job.

Personal belongings: returned.
Dignity: under review.

HR
APPROVED

SATIRE ONLY · NO JOB. NEW POSITION.